A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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You Have to Win the Game is a free exploration platformer with a retro 1980s PC aesthetic.

Run, jump, and avoid deadly pitfalls as you explore the ruins of a lost world in search of hidden treasures and rare artifacts!

Experience the thrill of four-color CGA graphics and monotonic PC speaker sounds! Or take a peek at the future of home entertainment with the SIXTEEN-COLOR EGA GRAPHICS option!

Want a tougher challenge? Try YOLO mode! You only live once -- one wrong move and it's back to the start of the game!

For the first time, this DRM-free build now includes a more difficult remixed campaign and Playable Cat DLC*, previously exclusive to the Steam version.

*Not actually DLC. It's just part of the game. That's the joke.


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TheGame_Install.exe 3 MB
TheGame.dmg 3 MB
TheGame.tar.gz 4 MB